Lunch Table Conversations

-Is that kid playing Star Craft 2?
-I used to play the first Star Craft.
-You know what I can't wait for? Diablo 3. That game's gonna be so sick. It's repetitive, I know, but it's just awesome.

-Did you see Tyler Maxwell's facebook status?
-No.
-This is hilarious. He asks his girlfriend to the dance by standing outside her house, naked, with a sign over his junk that says, "Homecoming?"

Two kids are skipping class because "I suck at pottery." and "The teacher is a bitch."


-Dude, if you want to be the best Halo player, you just got to take speed. 'Cause when you do that shit, everything is like in slow motion.

-(Modern Warfare 2) I always get killed by predator missiles. One game I got killed by preds 10 times in a row. Then I switched over to Cold-Blooded but my team mates would just stand right next to me and I still got killed by preds.
-Cold Blooded sucks. You can never kill anyone. 'Cause people just use TARs with stopping power and FMJ and they kill you instantly.

-Dude, do you eat authentic asian food at your house?
-Yeah.
-Do you eat sasui?
-Yeah. That shit's touch-myself-worthy.

-I'm going to bring two guns to the game this weekend. Last time my gun broke and I had to use one of the rentals.
-Dude, I'm gonna be so sore on Monday. We have paint ball on Saturday and foot ball on Sunday.

-(The Godfather) You either love it or you hate it. It's a hit or miss. I just fucking hated it.
-Yeah, I just think it's boring as shit.
-Plus I had no idea what anyone was saying. It was just "Italian accent. Italian accent. Italian accent. Gun fight. Stab in the back. Stab in the back."

-Spoken word cafes are the suck. You just go to a dark coffee chop, sip little coffees and listen to a guy say nouns and whack drums.
-Remember that Goofy movie where his kid goes to college? They go to a cafe and it's exactly like that.

-They are talking about a Family Guy episode based off of a Twilight Zone episode.
-That one was hilarious.
-The thing with Twilight is that you're either rooting for the necrophiliacs or the bestiality people.
-What the fuck are you talking about?
-Werewolves or vampires.
-Dude, we're talking about the Twilight Zone, not Twilight.
-Oh.

-When's the next dance?
-Probably like the halloween one.
-Oh my god! yes!
-Yes!
-Fuck yeah
-That was so fun last year.
-I danced on a table right over there like the whole night.
-It costs like five bucks
-It's not run by the school. It's run by Robotics
-Yeah dude